Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

Spatula Slap

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When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.

"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"

by BadAssBassPlayer June 12, 2011

Slap the clown

Subtle alternative to "jerk off".

Today, I will slap the clown before going to University!

by PierreVelez March 19, 2019

Sorbet Slap

When you save your jizz, use it to make sorbet and then slap her in the face with it.

My girl loves that sorbet slap, ice cold jizz and then the hot sting from me slapping her.

by The_Raven_ July 19, 2019

Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower

My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower

by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020

Slap

4 hours of sleep. Too long to be a nap, too short to be a sleep.

"did you get any sleep last night?"

"nah, I only got a slap"
"ah sorry bro"

by slechea289 August 16, 2016