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Flare King

Usually an idiot who plays dumb games for little kids such as unturned and is only global staff
Ex. Man... is that a Flare King on unturned?
by LoxtonJoel April 19, 2018
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king pong

Refering to the King of Beer Pong. Someone you do not want to pong against.
-eb
"That man is the King Pong, he just drained 3 in a row"
by Eric Buck May 24, 2007
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tic tac toe king

woah! i cannot beat this dude in tic tac toe! he is so good. he is the tic tac toe king!
by totalsexybeastballs October 14, 2021
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Diyonnes King

A person who loves and cares about others and will not allow negativity get to him. An loyal friend and more
Diyonnes King is the most loyalist person on this planet.
by D.K400 November 24, 2021
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Gooch King

A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch
“Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon
by LeGooch syndrome May 5, 2024
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Fool-King Jackholes

Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
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king coldfury

Often known as King of Furry. Cold-hearted animal fucker.
Rakesh: "Omg dude that new student, he is known as King ColdFury"

Sanjeet: "Ewwwww he screws animals!!! What a monster"
by KobraBinHalal August 6, 2017
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