Yubari King Melon

A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?

We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!

by AwesomeScienceFacts December 21, 2017

King Teo

King Teo is a god who eats to much chocolate

- I'm starting to become king Teo
- maybe you shouldn't eat that much chocolate

by Nagito hoemeada October 05, 2020

King Teo

King Teo is a god who eats to much chocolate

- I'm starting to become king Teo
- maybe you shouldn't eat that much chocolate

by Nagito hoemeada October 05, 2020

King Nzau

One of the best people youll meet in your life, never unfriend this guy he will change your life in a good way. One of the best wingmans there is. Please keep these people in your life

King Nzau is such a good person-grade 5

by daijdwui9awghdyui0d June 19, 2022

Dipshit the Rat King

Me. It’s me stupid.

Hey there, Im dipshit the rat king!

by Skenjermine March 13, 2022

King’s to you.

An expression to concede victory to or acknowledge the accomplishments of an opponent or ally. As a reference to a king’s surrender in chess its origin is unknown but is most notable as an “ode des jours” in the rivalry between Edmond Dantes and Fernand Mondego in the film adaptation of Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo. It was initially used as a gesture of respect between friends and concluded as a gesture of revenge between enemies- often accompanied by the exchange of a black king’s chess piece.

In a modern context, it can be used more broadly in casual forms of rivalry like discourse, sports and courtship when either person outperforms the other in an undeniable or extravagant way.

Dude: “What happened at work? Did they fire you?”

Bro: “No… They promoted me. I’m the new manager…”

Dude: “No way... You lucky bastard. King’s to you. 🫴♟️”

by qy_et August 23, 2023

Suction King

Man who is amazing at slurping thangs UP.

Me: how did you drink that smoothie so fast?
friend: I’m the suction king!

by Suction King January 24, 2025