A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker
by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025
Get the Austin John Rahmannmug. Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”
Definition: response to someone bullshitting
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”
Definition: response to someone bullshitting
by John the Johner April 8, 2024
Get the What the Johnmug. A curly headed, huncho, a boss man, one that never gives up, stays loyal to girls, he’s a class clown, athletic, and loves blue crisp hundred dollar bills, saves up his money to buys what he wants, a man that often gets his hard broken by special ones but is still able to act completeley normal and still keep it a 1000%, this kid is going big places, you better hold on tight tight to this one. He’s crazy In love with driving. Speeds like there isn’t any cops on the road, don’t drive a car unless it’s a foreign, and remeber shmoney talks you walk
John Tarshi
by John Tarshi May 2, 2018
Get the john tarshimug. by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017
Get the Johnedmug. Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.
by Mattman47 April 16, 2023
Get the Big John Masskiemug. After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017
Get the jimmy johns shitdickmug. by I heart bbc August 13, 2021
Get the John Keaneymug.