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God's Gatorade

The ultimate nickname for beer. It's the golden fuel that God made specifically to keep giving us good times. The ultimate in liquid refreshment.
Dude... we're only in the fourth inning of this men's league game and we're out of God's Gatorade... we're fucked
by lsc17 May 8, 2015
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Controller God

A Controller God is A Master Of The Way Of Aim Assist
ControllerCold is a controller god
by ControllerColdFan December 29, 2020
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Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...
Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila
by Brosmagma May 23, 2018
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God Stripper

A stripper who is a second hand caretaker to a child. Also known as kierra, also known as Kardi. A god stripper will teach your child the basic knowledge of stripping and how to make shmoney. okurt ? OKURT !
Him : wow. that girl has an amazing PPP !

Her : must be a god stripper named kardi !!
by Nsnsj November 20, 2018
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Greek god

by Gr3kg0d November 24, 2021
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God pocket

Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket
by Ash Castle October 16, 2012
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