shit-dicking

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked

"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."

by the guy who beat up your roomy March 9, 2010

balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

Doobie Dick

Doobie dick is a famous party which involves a male inserting a doobie(joint) into his penis and proceeding to wave it about trying to burn fellow party goers.

Jim: James did the doobie dick last night!!
David: Oh my god, seriously?
Jim: He ended up burning some girls forehead.

by jayjaybarlow June 2, 2009

dry dick

to dry dick means to be willing and able but unsuccessful to engage in sexual intercourse. Lit. One's dick has become dry from a lack of sex.

Man, I've been dry dicking it for the last three weeks!

Looking back on that summer, I got a lot done but I was straight dry dicking it the whole time.

Sean acts like he's getting pussy every night, but you know he's doing nothing but dry dicking it!

by ouattw3lp August 12, 2011

blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.

Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.

by Ibby72 January 16, 2011

dick trickles

A nasty STD that causes the penis to drip a pus-like fluid.

Juan regretted his night of fun with a prostitute after he wound up with a severe case of the dick trickles two days later.

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

Dick Alert

A Dick Alert is...

1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.

1. Person1: OH SHIT "DICK ALERT"!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!

2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!

3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)

4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!

by Taterbawls January 9, 2010