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dick tucker

When one person is being or acting like a pussy. To the point that you can't call them a pussy anymore. So they tuck there dick under and act like they are Bufflo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs.
Jason: "Dude what is wrong with Mikey?"
Ty: "Who fuckin knows. He has been a dick tucker all day"

Ty: "Have you seen Trey today?"
Jason: "Nope! Mother fucker has been a dick tucker all week."
by TheWhiteTyrone June 20, 2011
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dick jewelry

A girl. The expression comes from the fact that many girls are merely symbols of achievement for males. A ring is a symbol of wealth or achievement worn on the finger; similarly a girl is a symbol of achievement worn on the dick. In simpler terms: a girl is nothing more than something hopefully pretty that you wear on your dick, like the ring from above.
John: Man, Robs chick is hot!!
Phil: Yeah, shes one fine piece of dick jewelry
by Phil McCrakin October 16, 2006
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dick trickles

A nasty STD that causes the penis to drip a pus-like fluid.
Juan regretted his night of fun with a prostitute after he wound up with a severe case of the dick trickles two days later.
by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007
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Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal
"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"
by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008
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dry dick

to dry dick means to be willing and able but unsuccessful to engage in sexual intercourse. Lit. One's dick has become dry from a lack of sex.
Man, I've been dry dicking it for the last three weeks!

Looking back on that summer, I got a lot done but I was straight dry dicking it the whole time.

Sean acts like he's getting pussy every night, but you know he's doing nothing but dry dicking it!
by ouattw3lp August 12, 2011
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Dick Alert

A Dick Alert is...

1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.
1. Person1: OH SHIT "DICK ALERT"!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!

2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!

3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)

4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!
by Taterbawls January 9, 2010
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Doobie Dick

Doobie dick is a famous party which involves a male inserting a doobie(joint) into his penis and proceeding to wave it about trying to burn fellow party goers.
Jim: James did the doobie dick last night!!
David: Oh my god, seriously?
Jim: He ended up burning some girls forehead.
by jayjaybarlow June 2, 2009
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