Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Deluxe Pizz and Chocolate Combo 3000

Deluxe pizz and chocolate combo (verb, noun)-When after a long day of work and not going to the bathroom, you arrive at home to your girlfriend, who is obviously horny, since you have been at work all day. She wants to immediately fuck, but you explain that you desperately have to go to the bathroom after a long day or work. She does not care, and forces you to do it with her anyway. Because you did not go to the bathroom, when you inevitably jizz into her mouth, you simultaneously and uncontrollably piss directly into her mouth as well, creating pizz. She screams at you and tells you to go to the bathroom while she tries to strand up to wash the pizz out of her mouth. When you stand up, you feel a heavy gurgling in your stomach, and proceed to let out the nastiest, wettest, smelliest, earth-shattering, most creamy chocolate fudge explosive diarrhea all over her face, adding your own special chocolate to the pizz that was already in her mouth. As she lies on the floor screaming as pizz and diarrhea run down her face and into her throat, you fortnite dance over her body as the police arrive to take you away to the insane asylum

Verb: I totally did the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 to your mom last night.
Noun: Your mom loved the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 that I gave her last night.

by CBTmaster69 February 23, 2021

Chocolate smooches

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches !

by CrustyUncle69 March 5, 2025

Chocolate Milk#5896

Your best friend on Discord.

Is that Chocolate Milk#5896!?

by a random guy using urban dict May 20, 2021

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024