Green toenails

Green toenails represent a person who follows social media trends on tiktok and disagrees with their girlfriends nail colour
“If you have green toenails you have 3 wifes and 4 kids”

Boy- You wanna paint your nails white? But that means that you are single by social media trends
Girl - A nail colour has absolutely nothing to do with their relationship status
Boy- Okay I am going to paint do Green toenails
Girl - Okay so that means that you have 3 wives and 4 kids
Boy- What wtf?

by Aistr May 29, 2025

green monster

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke from a blunt-like apparatus while simultaneously recieving oral sex from a woman

"Bobby failed that drug test."
"Yeah, I heard he was getting a green monster in his car."

by H-Trashy May 13, 2010

Mr Green jeans

Game warden … aka game warden , bush pimp , squirrel cop , deer detective etc

Opening morning of duck season , got to my spot 2 1/2 hrs early , got my decoys in & settled in the blind , 10 min before shooting light Mr green jeans comes stumbling in to check my license & ruined my fucking hunt ..

by Scratch Legba December 28, 2024

Green

A person that isn't cool.

John: Did you know that Johnny is green?

James: No, I had no idea, but it makes sense.

by Ecoblaster99 January 18, 2021

green fn

You say this when you shoot your shot with a girl and make it, smooth asl.

*This is a reference from NBA 2k, when you shoot your shot and it’s perfect, the bar turns green,

Basically you’re the rizzler. An absolute bucket. You bagged her.

Jaquavious: I’m boutta rizz her up.

Imani: you got it bro
Jaquavious: *successfully rizzes up bad btc*
Imani: green fn.

by Bigsexxyyy March 10, 2024

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 21, 2023

Logan green

A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.

Omg Logan green. Just use your fingers that would be longer than dick thumb

by Pussydestroyerofworlds June 9, 2017