Simp

One must sims for, draco Mafoy, Harry Potter, the queen and Dr phil

Dr Phil approached me and I became wet just like the simp I am.

by Voldemort the simp December 31, 2020

Simp

(noun) A pathetic beta male that gives money to thots, and who's most likely subscribed to their subreddit or Twitter feed where he defends her honor in order to get validated by his peers and hopefully get some pussy crumbs.

"Look at that fucking simp, Marcus. He actually thinks that girl likes him. What a fucking loser."

by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020

simp for Janice

Tomy

Tomy is always a simp for Janice

by Don Yo Mom December 31, 2020

Simp

Andrea or Keny

You see that simp? It’s Andrea

You see that simp? It’s Keny

by D_almighty December 31, 2020

Simp

Andrea or Keny

You see that simp? It’s Andrea

You see that simp? It’s Keny

by D_almighty December 31, 2020

Simp

Squirrels in my pants

Oh shit there’s simp(squirrels in my pants)!!!!!

by Jmoney20 January 1, 2021

Simp

Noel from Engineering

*Noel enters Eng 369*
Timmy: "Yo its the simp that knows people's favourite flowers"

by youknowwhothisispussy January 1, 2021