Cuprice Cake

A cup cake but with the base swapped for a rice cake.
Guy : "Hey you want to try my Cuprice Cakes?"

Tony: "What the hell is that?"

Guy : "Well I just made a cupcake but out of a rice cake."

Tony : ...

911 : "Hello what is your emergency?"
by Jim_Bobby February 02, 2018
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Mayonnaise Cake

Code for "cumming inside" during sex.

See also creampie or not pulling out
Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy
by Matt_Money November 29, 2019
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Dirty Cake Pop

Receiving a blowjob after anal sex. Your penis will build up anal excrement. (Poop) Then your partner will have a dirty cake pop to enjoy as a quick and fun snack.
Hey Gertrude! I love it if you would give me a dirty cake pop tonight!
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Hey Salamander Seth, How about we have pork and beans for dinner. For dessert you can have a dirty cake pop.
by ScrodesAsaggin January 10, 2024
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Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.
by Macarper April 02, 2025
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Floor cake

When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.
Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.
by SUPAHIGHWAY March 14, 2024
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Store Bought Cake

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?
by peekaboobitch November 26, 2019
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spiffy cakes

its not actually a bad word loool u lot are dumb (:
the two twins were fooled by the words spiffy cakes
by sp22 June 19, 2019
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