Australian Retail Jobs ( Vote for Syafinaz Binte Zainal ) please.

Australian Retail Jobs ( Vote for Syafinaz Binte Zainal ) please.

Australian Retail Jobs ( Vote for Syafinaz Binte Zainal ) please.

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018

Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.

Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!

by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018

Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door

I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.

by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018

triple Blow Job

When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time

Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome

by Daman4836 January 14, 2023

Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not

Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob

by HUPPPON October 17, 2021

Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 24, 2016