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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.
Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.
by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
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cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass
by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022
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Cake doe

Sittin back countin up this cake doe
by Illusionzblue April 17, 2019
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needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.
I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.
by Coolzville October 13, 2020
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cake hoover

every fatty that costs us £££ from health probs. LOok at that cake hoover stuck in the doorway
by lootregirf May 14, 2011
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Cake

BOOOOOOTY!!!
by CAKEMASTER321 May 10, 2017
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angle cake

by Loop troop 3 December 27, 2016
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