Simp

Verb: to overly obsess over someone in a bad way.
Noun: Someone who very badly obsesses over a person.

Verb:

"That person was simping so horrendously that I couldn't even be within 5 metres/washing machines/alligators/whatever you imperial system users use for measurement of where that person was simping!"

Noun:

"Yeah, that person is such a simp."

by Qpwo_Tpwo March 8, 2023

Simp

50% of the people on r/pewdiepiesubmissions

Simp 1: QUEEN MARZIA!
Simp 2: How dare you have negative opinions about pewdiepie

by JustADudeOnUrbanDicitionary August 5, 2020

Simp

Someone who puts women before there friends

A great example of a Simp would be the great basketball player Brandon Newman

by Yung Carnage March 21, 2020

Simp

A man that puts himself in a submissive/ non-dominant position under women in hopes of winning them over; without the female contributing anything

Person 1: Hey, that kid Ethan keeps agreeing with everything Kylie is saying?
Person 2: You think he's simping?
Person 1: For sure, dude.

by Seth Harold 69 February 4, 2020

Simp

A person who prefers hanging out with their romantic interests rather than running Deep Dungeons with their bros.

B: "Hey Keph! Wanna finally clear our HoH run?"
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."

by wölfwyvern December 27, 2023

simp

A dude who puts the hoes before the bros

Kyler: I bought her a bigass house when we barely started dating!

Jeremy the pimp: U a simp.

by jjmoney$$$ August 17, 2022

Simp

Basically someone who goes retard for a girl

Emerson is straight simpin for every girl he meets.

by Polio19 February 10, 2020