"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025
Get the simp cheesemug. A person who values a woman's positive emotions than his life or financial position.
A person who is overly nice to a woman eg: Repetitive Buying of clothes, Asking if they need anything often, and the overall main goal is the happiness of the simps target. Then brush it off as being nice to women.
Often confused as just being nice to a woman for a short period of time eg: helping them up, passing them something out of reach that they can easily reach. And getting married or establishing a weak to a strong relationship.
(Chads are simps period)
A person who is overly nice to a woman eg: Repetitive Buying of clothes, Asking if they need anything often, and the overall main goal is the happiness of the simps target. Then brush it off as being nice to women.
Often confused as just being nice to a woman for a short period of time eg: helping them up, passing them something out of reach that they can easily reach. And getting married or establishing a weak to a strong relationship.
(Chads are simps period)
Stop simping bro.
He is a simp.
That person is a simp.
Man, she gets so many simps.
Don't call me a simp!
He is a simp.
That person is a simp.
Man, she gets so many simps.
Don't call me a simp!
by GarlicBreadSoup May 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by adryblajj September 9, 2020
Get the Insta Simpmug. 
A SIMP is a boy or girl (normally a boy) who will go to insane lengths just for a girl’s attention maybe even just a hug.
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. 
A man that will buy her all the clothes then she'll say "Thank you bro!" And said simp will not give a flying fuck because thy is S I M P
by Zwuii April 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug.