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by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.
"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.
This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.
This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.
Guy 1: dude I've had such a shit day, wanna grab a few beers
Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed
Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed
by w3z010 May 11, 2014
