spider man

the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)

person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin

by flayie June 27, 2023

Melanin Man

A dark, generally black person of very dark complexion

"Tysere is so dark"
"On god. He's basically Melanin Man"

by melaman January 28, 2023

Mushroom Man

A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

by Good christian boy January 31, 2023

Man Period

Whenever a man feels the uncontrollable urge to invalidate others feelings, especially due to the lack of their own self - esteem

Tate fans are always on their Man Period.

by Finlet February 8, 2023

Boss Man

A tall black man who sides with crips and always picks fights he cant win. He always says the word “Boss”.

Hey, Boss Man.
I’m not boss man, boss, ‘crips’.

by The anon man June 24, 2021

Scary man

Man who can cook

Wow he can cook scary man

by Bruh888678 June 25, 2021

goatse man

A man who hides items, in his large anus.

potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.

by Timmy August 1, 2003