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kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!
“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th
What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 2, 2021
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Chocolate Fish Kiss

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021
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Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours
by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017
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Backseat Kiss

When you fuck in the backseat, and she pushes you up against the front seat, giving you no way to pull out.
"Dude I fucked jenny last night in the car and she gave me a backseat kiss!"
by theoneandonlymeanman November 19, 2021
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Kiss Boy

A kiss boy is a boy that you kiss. There can be multiple kiss boys at once. A boy that one would seek out at the bars and likely want to take home. Someone to keep on your roster.
I hope I see John tonight. He’s my kiss boy.
by Kissgirl33 July 19, 2022
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custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party
Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?
by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018
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Scissor-kiss

When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.
"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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