Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades

Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."

by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021

Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.

Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."

by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021

Sippy

Sippy:

To be sippy is when a person is cute enough or their personality fire enough for you to want to just have a talk with them.

She so Sippy bro.

by realmonke82 November 1, 2021

Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021

Sloppy Socks

When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later

Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!

by ZombieMortality November 3, 2021

Sloppy seconds

To have intercourse with someone and there is previous semen or vaginal fluids on the person’s privates

Boy, i love being sloppy seconds in order to get me a rich boy.

by Frances mairead’s gooey kitty November 9, 2021

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021