To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast
(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)
(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)
I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.
Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.
Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
Get the Fake One For The Team mug.by High Pitch Eric July 22, 2006
Get the coughing a huge one mug.A One and Done man is a man who is uninterested in sex and will go one round and stop there. It’s nothing interesting nor passionate. But still pulls women like it’s no ones business, due to his lack of romantic interest.
“I slept with jerry, turns out he was a One and Done Man. Worst sex I’ve ever had but I’m somehow attracted to him even more.”
by Wigglyjigglypiggly January 25, 2022
Get the One and Done Man mug."We are the Quiet Ones" is a tattoo that One Direction member Liam Payne got around 2016-2017. Ziamie's believes that Liam got this tattoo in honor of Zayn and his relationship. On more than one occasion, he refers to them as "the quiet ones" stating that he and Zayn have always been the shyest and quietest of the group. (At the start)
"Me and Zayn were actually really QUIET when we came into the band but now you can't shut us up!" - Liam Payne in the German-Swiss interview in 2012. (2-3 days after the iTunes festival, where they were rumored to have become official>)
"Me and Zayn were actually really QUIET when we came into the band but now you can't shut us up!" - Liam Payne in the German-Swiss interview in 2012. (2-3 days after the iTunes festival, where they were rumored to have become official>)
Me: Did you see that new tattoo Liam got? It's sick!
(Y/N): He got a new tattoo? What is it?
Me: The words "We are The Quiet Ones." And guess what?
(Y/N): What?
Me: Ziam's real. He totally got it for Zayn.
(Y/N): He got a new tattoo? What is it?
Me: The words "We are The Quiet Ones." And guess what?
(Y/N): What?
Me: Ziam's real. He totally got it for Zayn.
by Not_Your_Average_Joe June 3, 2021
Get the We are the Quiet Ones mug.The one guy you think is attractive until you sit next to him on a plane and all he does is watch Big Bang Theory and look at pictures of single orange slices (just like the one you see on a pint of Blue Moon) on Facebook.
J: Man he is a cutie!
Sally: Yea, he is!
*Thirty minutes into the flight, look over and see him watching Big Bang Theory and looking at oranges.*
J: He is One. Single. Orange.
Sally: Yea, he is!
*Thirty minutes into the flight, look over and see him watching Big Bang Theory and looking at oranges.*
J: He is One. Single. Orange.
by FratDaddyJ February 14, 2019
Get the One. Single. Orange. mug.Described as a means to entertaining the public. Onedollarslap.wix.com/startup makes videos of crazy slaps to the face for only a dollar. It is used as a way to refer to someone that is crazy, cheap or out of control.
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