October 22

National slap a Logan day! 💀💕

Y/N: hey Logan can I slap you?
Logan: what nO!

Y/N but it’s October 22!
Logan: alright fine then

by Dumb.rat.hoe October 21, 2019

October 22

National tell that substitute that they missed Joe.

Substitute- is that all the students
Student- you missed Joe

Everyone else- :o
Subsitube- who's Joe?
Student- well, you wanna know who she is

Subsitube- yes, I care for all my students, but Joe is a she?
Student- her full name is Joe Mama

Substitute- I'm writing you an MIR, PS74, AND A CALL HOME!!!

!!Once in a lifetime chance- only in October 22!!

by Keith Nugget SHhh October 21, 2019

October 23

National be comfy day. The day wear you can wear sweatpants, hoodies, and anything comfortable to you without being attacked and made fun of.

friend 1: why is everyone wearing sweatpants and hoodies today?

friend 2: its october 23.

friend 1: ohh..

by belladahl2 October 21, 2019

October 23

It's beat the speds up

Guy 1:Aye yo
Guy 2:what
Guy 1: it's October 23
Guy 2: oh yeah that's right let's go beat sup speds up

by ENJECTED October 21, 2019

October 22nd

National scream PIZZA day!
Just go up to anyone on this day and scream pizza in their ear for no reason.

*you and a friend just walking down the hallway of your school* you: It’s October 22nd, PIZZA!

by Sksksks scrunchies October 21, 2019

October 26

National Humiliation Day
The day where in some way you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate embarrassing situation

Hey, I wouldn’t go to that dance if I were you, it’s on October 26.
Why?
It’s national humiliation day, I don’t think it’ll end well.

by sadbish October 21, 2019

October 26

National everyone give maggie a hug day because she deserves it

EVERYONE : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
EVERYONE : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”

by Bobthecreeper2008 October 21, 2019