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Simp

A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.
Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.
by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020
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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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Simp

by Thatniggawhobeclowninu February 21, 2020
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Simp

A man that is usually named Eliott
by Chay ❤️ July 15, 2021
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Simp

by .LEMON.LIME.JAff May 6, 2022
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Simp

A simp is a guy/Josh who does anything a women asks them or tells them to do putting themselves in a submissive position under a woman’s power in order to get them to like him

Josh is a simp
Josh does whatever a girl asks he is simp
by Yourpalokretard January 23, 2020
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Simp

Anyone who drives a 2014 jeep srt wk2 hellcat block 1000hp fridge.
G-gooso the simp didn’t want to drive because gas is too expensive
by Smokeyv12 June 5, 2021
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