A common sexual lubricant popular among metro-sexuals, altar boys, federal prisoners,and members of Parliament and their aides. Usually made from recycled deep-fryer oil.
by Morris Rufus July 24, 2016

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!
Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
by Gray Devio February 7, 2020

Post coitus after filling her box with your unborn children the continued churning produces a froth.
by BoKnows82 May 15, 2025

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

When someone is so fat that it's hard to penetrate their ass/pussy, they are known as "solid butter" because they're too thick to spread.
Person 1: Ayy man I heard you fucked that fat chick last night. How was she?
Person 2: She was no good. That bitch was a solid butter.
Person 1: You mean she's fat from eating lots of butter?
Person 2: No, she's a solid butter because she's too thick to spread.
Person 2: She was no good. That bitch was a solid butter.
Person 1: You mean she's fat from eating lots of butter?
Person 2: No, she's a solid butter because she's too thick to spread.
by JustEnough June 4, 2023

by human_not_alien February 19, 2021

The sweat from a nerds ballsack when they have been watching anime for 72 hours straight without taking a shower
Jack: Hey my toast is done but there's no butter in the fridge.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.
by MagicJoshXXL April 7, 2025
