king wizard

A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).

Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.

Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.

Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.

Dude 2: What?

by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020

King O' Scotland

A mixed beverage containing scotch, whiskey, bols liqueur and sprite or 7up.

Hey Barkeep! I'll have a King O' Scotland, and don't skimp on the ice!

by greatghan December 14, 2018

King Khanaky

Formed when the first ever universe was made due to a perfect collision of atoms, though the first universe was meant to be an infinite universe, all mass compressed into King Khanaky and created him, making him a universe, with infinite mass, but at the size of a 8’10 human. King Khanaky is OG. You may ask, if he has infinite mass, why doesn’t everything get sucked into him? Because he can control atoms, and that is what he is doing right now, he is controlling every atom with precision all the time, if he lets go of one atom, it’s all over. King Khanaky is a large jolly man with 1 million wives and eats 100,000 planet sized turkeys every day. He can jump infinitely high, it is his favourite thing to do, we call it “King Khanaky jumping”

King Khanaky, jump jump jump, king Khanaky is OG.

by Dalolrx February 11, 2025

king gg

a not-so-obvious way of saying someone is a fucking nigger, taking "king" and "gg" from both words, respectively.

originated from a gif of Black Panther yelling with the caption: "You are a king gg !!"

best said with an overly dramatic British accent.

"oh my god... I can't believe we lost that last game.
what a king gg."

hey, I accidentally spilled your wine all over the carpet, I'll pay to replace it though
You're such a king gg for that, thanks for covering the costs lil bro

by Un2siast January 15, 2024

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

Friend-cation King

A fuckable cousin

I went to columbia where I had a great time with my friend-cation king.

by FredEx88 March 4, 2019

King Dill

He once was known as pickle, but then he became ROYALTY!

also - the biggest picklein the jar

Hey, King Dill, wanna go get high?

by poopy poopy poo poo pants September 12, 2006