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Joe

Joe is the name given to someone with the following characteristics.
A deep voice, sometimes comparable to batman. However this time he is the vilian. Joe enjoys throwing school busses full of disabled orphans at puppies with his huge biceps.

No one enjoys annoying Joe as he has a humungus shmeat stick and will whipe you to the floor with it.

Joe enjoys eating the souls of deceased victoriana children for breakfast and sometimes if he is feeling peckish, will have them for brunch.

Sometimes when Joe is bored, he goes to help in burning buildings but actually just skullfucks the bodies.

Joe is completely emotionless exept to his family.
"is it a bird?"

"is it a plane?"

"no! Its Joe!"

"what is he doing at the orphanage?"
by Human protein powder July 1, 2020
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Joe

The word used to end someones whole career. Can not affect ones with 2 dads.
"Ay, you know who Joe is?" "Who's Joe?" " Joe Mama!"
by Mr.BigJoe November 13, 2019
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joe

joe should go see that girl kyra who lives so afar from him. he wont regret it ong
-yo wheres joe
-oh he went to go see his future wife kyra
by joesgirlll September 11, 2023
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Joe

by Bobbywasnb January 21, 2022
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joe horwege

A faglord who likes to simp on every weird girl there is.
Joe Horwege is such a faggot.
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Joe

person: “do you know Joe”
person2: “yeah he has a huge cock tbh”
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Joe Garfield

Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.
What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’

‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’
by pectore September 29, 2022
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