Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021

Water malon

a type of water melon that is actually made of chile this is a refrence to kevin malone from the office

Hey its water malon from the office! no its kevin idiot

by Whatamidoingimbored June 4, 2021

water bottle

something henry forgets

-"Babe do you have a water bottle"

-"Of courser you forgot it henry"

by july 4th tree March 13, 2025

cod waters

1. The waters used to desalt codfish during it's preparation. Codfish should be immerse in cold water, in the proportions of 2/3 water to 1/3 codfish, during several hours. The water should be renewed every 6-8 hours.

2. Forgotten; to remain the same, stalled; a situation or plan that didn't progress.

"Honey, remember to change the cod water!"

"- Hey man, how's your plan to rule the world going?

- My bitch got pregnant, so it remains in cod waters, I guess..."

by GiraPratos April 16, 2017

Dog Water

An insult used irritate players in competitive gaming. Usually used by children under 13, or toxic teenagers.
"Dog Water" Is repeated multiple times in a sentence.

Dog water Dog water Dog water 0 PR Dog water.

by TheReallyFady1 March 31, 2021

Dog Water

Dog Water is the best way of saying “Your fucking shit at this. The term has evolved and can be said in almost any situation. “Ur dog water.” And to anybody reading this for some stupid fucking reason... ur dog water.

“Ur dog water”

by So Dog water March 9, 2021

Noob water

Ian

Ian is such a noob water, dog water, and all of the bad things like that

by DmcM August 2, 2021