by john jones May 23, 2004
Get the Dick-slinger mug.when a guy and a girl and having drunk sex and the guy takes his dick and puts it in the girl's ass even though she's unwilling. the guy proceeds to yell, "THAT'S AWESOME BABY!".
guy 1: hey bro i saw you leave jim's party with ashley last night. where'd you guys go?
guys 2: yea man, her parents were asleep so we went to her house for awhile
guy 1: nice, what'd you guys do?
guys 2: we watched a movie in the basement and drank some of her parent's alcohol then i dick vitaled her
guy 1: your sick mother f---er
guy 2: i know
guys 2: yea man, her parents were asleep so we went to her house for awhile
guy 1: nice, what'd you guys do?
guys 2: we watched a movie in the basement and drank some of her parent's alcohol then i dick vitaled her
guy 1: your sick mother f---er
guy 2: i know
by B B B B-Unit February 6, 2008
Get the Dick Vitale mug.1. To prepare or tenderize something by using one's penis, usually used in a fast flapping motion followed by bringing the penis down on the object.
2. To use your penis as a tool
2. To use your penis as a tool
1." Hunnie wtf is this cake doing on the table!"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
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"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"
2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
Swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"
2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"
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