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Dick-slinger

a member of the male species that has sex alot.
That guy John banged four girls last week,he's a real hum dinger sex fiend dick -slinger
by john jones May 23, 2004
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suck dick

Joyce a lil how all she do is suck dick
by AC August 19, 2003
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Dick Vitale

when a guy and a girl and having drunk sex and the guy takes his dick and puts it in the girl's ass even though she's unwilling. the guy proceeds to yell, "THAT'S AWESOME BABY!".
guy 1: hey bro i saw you leave jim's party with ashley last night. where'd you guys go?

guys 2: yea man, her parents were asleep so we went to her house for awhile

guy 1: nice, what'd you guys do?

guys 2: we watched a movie in the basement and drank some of her parent's alcohol then i dick vitaled her

guy 1: your sick mother f---er

guy 2: i know
by B B B B-Unit February 6, 2008
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Dick-up

1. To prepare or tenderize something by using one's penis, usually used in a fast flapping motion followed by bringing the penis down on the object.

2. To use your penis as a tool
1." Hunnie wtf is this cake doing on the table!"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
Swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"

2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"
by titsmcgeefuckme June 10, 2008
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blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.
Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.
by Ibby72 January 16, 2011
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shit-dicking

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked
"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."
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balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis
"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"
by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015
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