Cake

Specifically a human female from birth vagina.

Person: do you like cake?
Jackson: yes I love cake.
Person: any and all cake?
Randy: a cake is a cake.

by Jackson&Randy April 30, 2025

cake burn

Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.

Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.

Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.

Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.

Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"

Hilarious cake burn!

by Karl Bemanzoni March 19, 2014

Cake

Big cake

Cake

by The Beatmymeat Man May 5, 2016

Cake with frosting

Its when you ejaculate on a womans buttocks and slather the seminal fluids across the buttocks and start biting at her buttocks and proceed to shout "I'm eating cake with frosting!"

John: Hey did you hear what paul did the other night?

Chris: Yeah! I heard he had some cake with frosting since the wife allowed it!

John: Man, I'm jealous!

Chris:Yeah, me too.

by Paul Stoneson May 5, 2022

Cake

Cake is not an omelette

Daniel: Cake is an omelette because it’s mixed with eggs

Adrian: You’re fucking retarded

by FramedEmuszz January 18, 2021

Layer cake

When loading the crack pipe with a solid piece of crack and then putting another piece of Brillo on top of that with another chunkier piece of crack

Stacy didn’t know that you had packed a layer cake in a pipe she’s been up all night carpet surfing

by Captain Hubba July 21, 2019

Cake Riding

When you ride a cake. Literally that’s all it is.

Karen was cake riding at her wedding, and everyone was in shock and awe.

by ArtsyLocus August 29, 2018