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Alaskan Cum Dipper

This game consists of 5 black men and 5 white men.
To start have the 10 men cum in a bowl and mix it into a cake mixing.
For dinner use the cum frost as frosting to a cake when done slap all your dicks against it.
If all guys can break the cake in under 5 minutes they don't have to eat it.
If they don't its time to suck and gobble up everything.

For extra points do it while having anal sex ;)
me and my boys did the Alaskan Cum Dipper challenge.
Ben had to eat the cum cake.
by PXburnout November 26, 2021
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eye cum shot

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.
Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."
by John Plato June 11, 2008
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Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..
Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...
by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009
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cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009
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Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it
jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018
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Colorado Cum Chicken

The act of ejaculation on to a woman's face and immediately throwing chicken feathers in her face while screaming "COCKADOODLEDOO!!!"
You want to be a Colorado Cum Chicken tonight?

Yo bro I just made this birch a Colorado Cum Chicken
by 'MURICAFUCKTHEMIDDLEEAST January 3, 2017
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cum queef bubble

When you cum and queef into the cum, creating a bubble
by Bigjoshdick11 January 5, 2017
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