a food in the form of a paste or solid block usually made from roasted and ground cacao seeds, typically sweetened and eaten as confectionery. it can also be made using other things and the etymological tern has now evolved even to encompass things like white chocolate, which has no cocoa at all.
Here, have some chocolate.
by Ajhdgs February 2, 2024
Get the Chocolatemug. When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).
Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.
by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022
Get the lappy chocolatemug. by HD July 20, 2016
Get the chocolate assmug. Yo! I got no sleep last night! Rashad and Jerome had my neighbor Miss Kim screamin' in a Chocolate Lemon Bar.
by RedCap925 May 6, 2025
Get the Chocolate Lemon Barmug. by anonymous May 10, 2022
Get the Chocolate Swirlymug. by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023
Get the Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Conemug. by craig bergen April 13, 2008
Get the double dip chocolate stickmug.