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Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020
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Rez Bunny (Canadian)

.....Greasy but well preserver Canada native female who had here mitten bash-out more times in one night then u can count with grade 9 eduction which she doesn't have

Dress like a harlot an filters all here photos in Facebook an Instagram to hide her true personal an acts as she better then everyone

An avg age is 16 to 30 with up 3kids from difffrent baby daddy's

Most Commonly can be seen at trap house or dope dealers vehicles

Spreading for dope an shallowing protein

An ditches here kids for days with random people
That girl is only 17 with six kids what a Rez bunny (Canadian)
by Jonathan the Strange One November 1, 2020
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Cursed a Canadian

Being Cursed a Canadian means you're more shy then usual due to being in a large crowd of people which you do not know well. The Term Originates from the Stereotype that Canadians are shy.
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".
by Captin Rickshaw June 22, 2022
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A Little Canadian Oven

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
I have a friend who is a little canadian oven
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022
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Who is Candace?

#Person1: Who is candace? #Person2: YOUR MOM HUNG HERSELF #Person1: 😢

That''s the effect of the forbidden joke.
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Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 6, 2022
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