Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

meat zombie

When someone just eats meat and hates vegetables. Basically has a diet of burgers and bacon. They tend to eat huge amounts of meat without chewing much.

Don't worry about feeding Joe. Just throw a big ole steak on the grill. He's a meat zombie. You don't even need to make a salad.

by MarianneM December 4, 2016

meat feast

expressing a gay orgy

we are having a meat feast tonight!!!!

by johnsonnnnn December 5, 2016

Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.

I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed

by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016

Infidel meat

The name given to bacon, pork, or other meat coming from a pig by people who cannot eat it due to religious reasons. See also infidellicious

Ehab : this is delicious what is it.
Paige : pork
Ehab : what the heck you fed me infidel meat
Paige : just kidding it's a turkey burger which is even worse.

by G10pmm October 30, 2015

circling the meat

Waiting for your best friend to turn their back on their mom and then seducing her.

"Hey TD, Michelle looks like she's circling the meat over there. You may want to say something to your mom bro."

by zedsaidhi December 19, 2015

lump meat

A males penis that is gurthy. One that has enormously large gameCOCK for ur chicken COOP.

Ey, ey boy, let me pull up and grab sum of that lump meat.

by Mandy Lou & James February 28, 2016