mystery shit

When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I had a terrible mystery shit today

by Commander Epic June 19, 2011

Gorrilla shit

The word used to describe an extremely large human faeces. Due to the size of it,it looks like it may have originated from a gorrilla's ass rather than from a person.

Dude I just took the biggest gorrilla shit in that Walmart bathroom.I think theyll have to cement over that fucker coz the bowl is plugged solid man!

by dunebuggypilot February 2, 2014

Shit Ripple

The worst type of alcohol one could drink.

Man we so poor we can only drink shit ripple.

by Joel Forseth April 9, 2008

good as shit

The best, most fantastic thing whether it be food, drink or sometimes even drugs. It is so good that nothing compares to it.

Have you been to the new Diner down on Dingleberry Street. They have this steak dinner that is good as shit.

by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017

shit shins

When one removes the toilet off of an underground porta potty and jumps in and is shins deep in shit he is then called "shit shins"

After he became shit shins he couldn't eat for the rest of the day.

by TanRin March 30, 2009

shit for luck

Extremely bad luck.

guy1: Bro, my car got impounded!
guy2: Well, don't you have shit for luck.

by Nic Grossie June 2, 2008

shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

by THDaddy March 18, 2008