Am i fat?

A trick question possed by woman that is intended to put a man in an akward position given she IS gaining weight. This question is propossed to purposly make the man lie if she is. If she is not, then just say know.

woman: I think im getting a little fat, Am i fat?

man: yeah

woman: >:

by diego, sweaty December 16, 2008

J I C

J I C is an abbreviation for the words Just in case, used in the chatrooms

Joey: where were you
Jill: In the grocery store i got some tomatoes J I C

by tony October 26, 2004

I see you

When you "see" one of your friends flirting with the opposite sex, and sometimes the same sex.

Some of the times he/she may not even be flirting but in the situation you want to make shit awkward you may still "see" them.

(Person A walks up to person B and person C and sees them talking"

Person A: I see you!

Person B: Damn, he caught me...
Person C: Why does he see us?

by Sterling Luckey November 10, 2009

I gotta go

The Sunday School incarnation of the universal religious concept of shit happens.

See shit happens for some of the other denominational incarnations of shit happens.

by FridgeRaider November 8, 2004

When I flex I feel my best

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.

“When I flex I feel my best” -kel

by Femboylover2 August 14, 2021

World War I

A war that many historians believe was won thanks to Canada.

Canada - Hey Britain, how come we werent included in the triple entente? We could have made a "quadruple entente", thats so much cooler.
Britain - Its simple, we dont like you.

by VmcB July 31, 2004

i want dick

Meaning that you want dick in a hole or hand or something alike.

Example 1:
You: I want dick.
Girl: Ehm? I have a pussy.

Example 2:
Girl: I want dick.
You: i can give you some..

by Useidon February 20, 2017