Sock Guy

They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .

THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.

THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥

Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy

SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!

by Donutworry March 30, 2022

Ryan Crisscross Guy

Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.

Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture

by simpnation January 06, 2020

Guys With Fries

Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.

Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys with fries.

by HoldMyBeer69 April 22, 2021

costco guys

cawst-co-gize Father-son duo on TikTok, under the alias @a.j.befumo. Known for their seemingly excessive obsession with Costco, partaking in social media trends at the same local Costco in every video. Coined the nickname due to their beaming passion for Costco.

Costco employee: Why the fuck is this grown man and his son dancing in the poultry aisle?! I see them every day!
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.

by tmkkmt May 30, 2024

costco guys

People who soullessly walk around costco with nothing behind their majestic eyes, and eat chicken baked and a double chunk chocolate cookie.

Hey look at those costco guys right there with their chicken bake.

by skibidigyattlordrizzler March 26, 2024

Guy 10

Nobody will ever remember him.
He's only a shadow of his peers.

Guy 1: Hey, whats up bro?
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs

Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?

Guy 10:

by kytasphobic July 27, 2024

Guy Town

The Big Mouth motel owned by Guy Bilzerian featuring lonely guys who horribly sing about the terrible living conditions they’re in. Two Fleshlights can also be seen.

I’m heading over to Guy Town to take a swim in the penis worm infected pool.

by HunterCivilianPlays February 21, 2019