gross me green

Paige, ie from Degrassi coined this awesome phrase in season two: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

Gross me green, like totally.

by Britney March 30, 2005

put me down

Another way of sayin "sex me"

when are we gonna put it down? // when are we gonna make love

by mp February 7, 2004

Sue me, bitch

The best thing to say to a teacher when she bitches at you for not doing your homework. Accompanied usually by double flipping the birds. Is COMPLETELY worth a detention/suspension for the pure satisfaction it brings a student.

Bitchy Teacher: Yo Jim where yo hw at dawg
You: SUE ME, BITCH! n1n o.o n1n

by The blackest nerd March 22, 2011

Fucking me off

When "pissing me off" just isn't strong enough.

Drivers who just dart in front of me like that are really fucking me off!

by Simon Proxy January 23, 2011

Rules for thee and not for me

A phrase use to denote that a person is trying to make others follow rules without having to follow them themselves.

Jane apparently has a rules for thee and not for me type of logic regarding her staff fucking the retards in her group home because she's trying to bully me into following the rules why simultaneously protect Kendra from having to follow them. Kendra complains about me not doing my job but she's fucking the retard and only works if I leave it all my work for the child murderer. Rules for thee and not for me I guess.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

cry me a joaquin

Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.

Ohhh, poor baby. Cry me a joaquin

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Gym Me Buff It

A guy who spends every spare moment in the gym.

I went over to my ex-girlfriend's house to see if we could patch things up. But, she already had another dude over there, some "Gym Me Buff It" guy.

by Jimmy "all you can eat" Buffet January 1, 2007