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Milf Day

Every second Monday of the month is a great day to encourage milfs to be positive about their body
Hey it’s milf day and your mom bod is beautiful
by Mil1206 October 7, 2019
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the frabjous day

January 1, 2018. The day that the world realized that cryptographic currencies are an unavoidable future for how goods and services are exchanged. Crowned as the 'Declaration of Independence' from the current banking system. Future robots will look back and wonder why Doge Coin is worth more than a passing tumbleweed.
If I would have invested the lint from my dirty pair of jeans on the frabjous day I would be driving a lamborghini to a car show instead of getting driven by my self driving mini van to soccer practice.
by Mike Veeth April 23, 2018
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bongus day

A holiday that started in Norway to celebrate the forth coming arrival of Hiilian Bongus from the depths of the sea and the throat of the Kraken. The tradition has is celebrated through feast, festival, and sport. More recently through Canada it is celebrated by families and the night ends in a hearty game of hockey. It has recently migrated to America and is commonly celebrated through the youth as a 'kegger'.
by norvilemikey May 25, 2016
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Green day

An awesome band mostly known for their songs "American Idiot" "21 Guns" and "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life"
Have you listened to Green Day's new song yet?
by WhateverHappens_Happens May 22, 2016
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D-Day

Common word for the first day of Operation Overlord, the allied invasion of Nazi occupied Europe (6 June, 1944). Can be associated with such heroes as the 501st Airborne Division and Lt. Richard Winters.
Callum: what are you most interested in, concerning the events of WWII?

George: Has to be D-Day mate, the invasion of Europe was such a pivotal moment in said war.
by Chine September 9, 2016
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zero-day

Tristan: Naru you look terrible!
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man
by snootsnoot July 23, 2016
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Valentine's Day

1. A day to get gifts from your bae

BUT MORE OFTEN...

2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
Today is Valentine's Day :(.
by itscassieeeeeee February 12, 2018
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