both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Pepper-Bean

A betrayal of someone to save yourself, done without remorse.

Originated from Lindy Pepper-Bean, who betrayed Ricky September to save herself in the Doctor Who episode Dot and Bubble.

"I'll help myself too, but don't worry, I won't pull a Pepper-Bean on you!"

by DriverHenryWho3245 June 18, 2024

afro bean

An afro bean is a black hispanic

“stfu that’s why ur an afro bean”

by enna😦 March 16, 2023

Bean

Bean as in referring to a friend that has a name but you chose bean instead.

Hey bean, how are you

by Dotjar May 3, 2022

Mr Bean

The most powerful fictional villain who does not give an absolute fuck about humanity

"Bro Mr Bean just attacked me so hard from behind"

by MrBeanishot August 29, 2023

Flicking the bean

the action of stimulating a clitoris

Lauren was flicking the bean this morning and didn't have the courtesy to let me know,, how rude?

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 8, 2025

Beans

“Maidenless ah boi

Creedin “beans” corrigal is actually Maidenless and it’s insane -Daws

by A Silly Rat April 10, 2022