Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp

A CS:GO player named Stranger.JPG

He usually bottom frags and is a MASSIVE SIMP

Yo that Simp on our team thinks he's the next KennyS, he's not

by beest June 16, 2020

simp

My biological bro

My bro a simp

by DanHadASurgeon May 17, 2020

simp

someone that is gives money and acts sad to girls just for a hug

"Hey look at Keldon he's such a simp"

by massivecockfucker March 22, 2020

Simp

William Hood Skalka

William Hood Skalka is a simp.

by person464738 November 17, 2021

simp

A person who says every girl that he sees is beautiful but does not look good enough to get any bitches. He also thinks that he isn't a simp but he is one. BUT DO NEVER CALL HIM A SIMP he's gonna get angry

Jooo, do you see that beautiful girl there?
Dude, she's a 4/10 at max. You're such a simp

by the good niqqa March 3, 2022

Simp

The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).

I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022