Coochie Slapper

To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.

"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"

"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"

Coochie Slapper by Glossoholic September 25, 2018

dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.

That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche

dildo slapjack by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019

Jack-slapped 

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped

Jack-slapped by Nepuuuu January 1, 2020

Portable slapper 

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.

Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!

Portable slapper by Phizgig April 20, 2020

dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace

"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"

dog slapping by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022

Dirty Ham Slapper 

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.

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Dirty Ham Slapper by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010

Santa's lap 

The act of sitting on a mans lap, while having intercourse on Christmas Day (sex position where one person sits down and the other person bounces on top, creating enjoyable sex on the 25th of December)

"Dude she sat on Santa's lap at the Christmas party last night!"

Santa's lap by the urban legend March 29, 2016