Frodo Shit

A Frodo shit is one that destroys the ring

After eating nothing but pork and lard, my ring was destroyed by a Frodo shit

by signorpudgio November 22, 2011

shit talker

a lowlife who gossips behind other's backs, most likely ugly as fuck, and weak as hell. the funny shit about these pussies is that you can talk shit in their faces and they wont do shit.

I fucked that bitch up last week for being a little shit talker!!

by TKM213 February 20, 2011

Drinking Shit

The massive bowel movement you get the morning after a night of moderate to heavy drinking.

Andy woke up with a hangover from the night before and immediately had to take a giant drinking shit.

by Hoju123 November 21, 2009

aggressive shit

A shit that makes your asshole it's bitch.

I had the worse aggressive shit last night.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

mystery shit

When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I had a terrible mystery shit today

by Commander Epic June 19, 2011

shit shredding

When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.

During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.

by Pistilos July 9, 2010

Shit Blocker

It's like being a cock blocker, but for when you're trying to take a shit in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). You go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a shit, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to shit too (inevitably resulting in a shit-showdown).

Person 1: man I was just trying to go poo and Jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so I just peed and left.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker

Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.

by goontym January 8, 2010