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Tim, God of Time

A deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. Tim is also a god of harassment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. He may even stop time all together if he's feeling extra evil.
Employer: "Why are you late? This interview was planned months ahead of time!"
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."
by TimeGodTim March 12, 2016
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sad good time

A time spent laughing your pathetic life. You are so depressed, that it's funny and your sadness turns into a good time, hence the name.
"Me and Nicole just sat in my car and cracked up about how pathetic we were."
"It sounds like you had fun."
"No, it was a sad good time."
by Sara Keith April 3, 2009
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Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.
Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
by AMorgz August 23, 2010
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sXe party time

The only good way to party-without alchohol or any other drug.
1. Pretty much taking the thing that seperates a party from listening to loud music with a bunch of friends.
2. A br00t4l metal show would also be considered sXe party time if done the correct way.
retard: hey d00d wanna go to this big house party man?

alex fletcher: naww man-not unless if it's xSTRAIGHTEDGEx xPARTYx xTIMEx

retard: ..huh?

alex fletcher: this guy most def. obvs. don't know what sXe party time is...
by xGINGYx August 28, 2009
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Three Time Rule

If a bitch grabs your cock three or more times, everything else after that is fair game.
Floyd: "Brandi, you wanna fuck again?"

Brandi: "You took advantage of me!"

Floyd: "Remember the three time rule?"

Brandi: "What?"

Floyd: "If you grab my dick more than than three times, you better watch yo ass, bitch!"
by Action Playa June 11, 2008
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all the fucking time

thinking of you.
you know that don't you.
and you know that i wish you near all the fucking time.
all the fucking time
..all the fucking time...
by Krkič December 8, 2019
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Standard Indian Time

A time schedule used by people from India that generally runs between a half hour to an hour behind the general accepted time of the area. Often this frustrates or annoys other people not on the SIT schedule. It also be abreviated as SIT.
Anurag is late again.....that man runs on Standard Indian Time.
by Nick Lauda July 17, 2011
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