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National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.
Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.
by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022
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National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.
“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”
by hellloooo69696420jorts May 15, 2024
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National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day
Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women
by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021
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National slap a tommy day

If u know a tommy slap themm
It’s National slap a tommy day slap themm
by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019
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national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on
Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…
by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021
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national don’t skull ahlam day

may 25th 2022 is national don’t skull ahlam day, everyone in new gen will have to participate or you will be banned.
yashiro: “bro don’t skull her it’s the national don’t skull ahlam day”- gets automatic skulls
ahlam: “skull me up”- gets 0 skulls
by mr.yashiro May 24, 2022
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National @Wiforaz Day

Today is national @wiforaz day!
All u need to do is steal her cat and fly with a banana in the sky and say "UwU"
by Monithecoolestperson September 21, 2021
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