June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.
Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!
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Boyfriend: Hey babe.. its Wednesday which means its national caca cheese day.. Caca cheese 💕
Girlfriend: Awww.. Caca cheese u 2 😘😘
Girlfriend: Awww.. Caca cheese u 2 😘😘
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Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)
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