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by YOYOMYNAMEISJOEYEET June 14, 2019
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Joe

Joe was your typical fortnite gamer whos obsession for childrens assholes took over his live. At night Joe regularies wonders the shit hole arbroath where he abducts children spreading their ass cheeks, filling their ass with fresh hummus. Joe would then rape them in every possible hole. He would then drop them off home which a complementary jar of mayo. Joe is the most wanted criminal known to man due to him recently breaking the record for most dead dogs raped in a day. 600 is now the record. I use to fill his lunch box with moldy cheese because if I didnt he would fill my pantie drewer with hummis. I've tried to help him with his addition but the smell of dirty nappies gives him orgy strength which cant stop him from getting to children.
he did a joe all over the wall
by Debbie Noble June 17, 2019
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Joe Niemic

When you can't stop blowing dudes in jobsite port-o-johns.
That fat guy over there is such a Joe Niemic
by Thatfatguyjoe242 June 18, 2019
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Joe

A joe is a that thin line of skin that lines the bottom of your penis and follows through to the asshole
I zipped my cock up in my zipper and it almost tore my joe!
by Weslooo March 3, 2019
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nicky joe

Nicky Joe is a sweetheart kind of a guy. If you find one be sure to keep that soul because their heart is gold, Solid gold. He is a very understanding guy yet overreact quickly when you hurt people closer to him. One of the most caring soul(s) in the world. He has a fascinating character yet distant. Makes everyone happy. His smile is lethal. He will always be down for you any place anywhere anytime as much as you need him. One of the best creature you will never have a dull moment when you around him. All girls want him but he is focused on one girl. If you take away his alone time he will cut you off. Have a big heart, everyone enjoys his company. Loves laughing. Sometimes have boastful characters.
Girl 1: hey, did you see the new guy who joined the soccer team

Girl2: I'm not blind. Omg it's Nicky Joe!! He is so hot. I wish he could only look at me I swear I will melt
by shawdiie March 4, 2019
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Nicky Joe

Nicky Joe is a sweetheart kind of a guy. If you find one be sure to keep that soul because their heart is gold, Solid gold. He is a very understanding guy yet overreact quickly when you hurt people closer to him. One of the most caring soul(s) in the world. He has a fascinating character yet distant. Makes everyone happy. His smile is lethal. He will always be down for you any place anywhere anytime as much as you need him. One of the best creature you will never have a dull moment when you around him. All girls want him but he is focused on one girl. If you take away his alone time he will cut you off. Have a big heart, everyone enjoys his company. Loves laughing
Girl 1: oh friend!! Here comes Nicky Joe right this way
Girl 2: damn!! He is so hot. I wish he would look at me I swear I will melt!
by shawdiie March 4, 2019
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Joe

dame its big nigga joe. big as in huge. nigga as in joe.
by bullrider6 March 7, 2019
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