two guys and a couch

Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch

Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast

by Stephchiohey October 1, 2017

that cool white guy

that cool white guy in your life. He’s usually straight and cis but he’s like cooler than the other cis straight white guys in your life. Cool white guys usually love their mom and are probably afraid of bugs.

person 1: Hey there’s that cool white guy with his mom!!
person 2: that guys my favorite

by ilovepissyummypissyummy November 9, 2021

dark white guy

Any person who is normally dark is eaither : Mexican Native American or Asian but the word to describe a dark white guy is Quattro Polimith

"Hey Guys that a Mexican" no Matt its a Quattro Polimith" a dark white guy

by Quattro Polimith July 12, 2017

Phanties Guy

A phanties guy is a male who is extremely down bad for someone, and will never get the hint of rejection no matter what. Phanties guys are usually very dull-witted, and prioritize receiving attention no matter what.

Man, this guy won't leave me alone, i tried everything!
Did you tell him you're not interested?
Duh, several times! He just won't leave me be, it's getting frustrating.
Well that's a phanties guy if i've ever seen one.

by cooldude69pro August 29, 2024

That Guy

Handyman

Who’s That Guy who remodeled your sisters bathroom...oh yea, it was That Guy

by Mr. That Guy July 31, 2018

Minimum Guy

Minimum Guy:- Someone associated with a business , association or organisation, those who do only what they are asked to do.

Example:- "Don't be a Minimum Guy"
Srikant - "I quit"

by Blazé Clemont January 28, 2022

Guy

Military jargon used by a higher ranked service member to refer to a junior enlisted service member in place of their name, generally in a negative context like a dressing down

"Hey, guy! That's not a thing! Unfuck yourself this instant!"

by soukidan November 22, 2025