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fatty fatty no friends

An awkward obese adolescent.They are quiet,smelly,weird,and have no friends(other than their mom).When they go swimming,they wear an oversized t-shirt,rather than taking their shirts(moo moos) off.Are often found near/inside of food machines,refrigerators,or fast-food joints.Interests often include:

-food
-specially made pants
-television
-bad fashion
-vampires
-power rangers or pokêmon
*taunting*....fatty fatty no friends! fatty fatty no friends!

Hey,you fatty fatty no friends! Get outta here! Go cry yourself to sleep inside of your refrigerator.
by Michael Nguyen July 18, 2006
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Backseat Best Friend

When your some ones best friend for a large amount of time, then after they lose all their good/best friends they cling to you. Then around 6+ months later when he/she gets their friends back, they start pushing you away slowly and moving towards their old friends again, but still call you their best friend.

Situation is made worse when said person is your Ex and you have feelings for them.
Bob: wow man did you see how Carly totally made Alex a Backseat Best friend? she completely ditched him.

Jake: Yeah man, really f'ed up
by Nom G April 26, 2008
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Let's just be friends

I liked you and enjoyed spending time with you, but now you are creeping me out. You are very possessive of me, stalking me and you won't allow me to talk to any other guy/girl except you. This will never work out and I'm out!
by Poison Ivy Aka Red June 1, 2018
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just good friends

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."
SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"
by Moose July 12, 2004
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fisherman's best friend

Fisherman's Best Friend is a sexual act when a person has a couple of Fisherman's Friend lozenges and then performs cunnilingus. Simply cunnilingus with Fisherman's Friend. The person performing the act could be referred to as fisherman's best friend.
He had a Fisherman's friend and proceeded to eat her out. It was nice and minty and she considered him as her 'fisherman's best friend'.
by anon8634 September 14, 2013
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best girl friend

*Not to be confused with "one of the guys" or "girlfriend"

The girl who befriends the wierd kid with pink hair, ACDC shirts, and floppy skate shoes in middle school. The girl who is completely unaware that this awkward, scrawny kid will eventually become the guy of her dreams. The girl that thinks she's just being nice but all the sudden realizes she's not just nice, but lucky. As time goes on she realizes she has become his "bro" and, in his eyes, is no longer a specimin in his dating pool. She has to act as though she's interested in hearing him ramble on about the hott girl he met in physics or the 'totally sick' new deathcore band he just downloaded on to his iPhone1700. The girl who has to sit there and watch him snuggle up with another chick who looks just like her and pretend she has no idea that she's the third wheel. She's the girl who when she says she's 'confused' on where their relationship stands and he pulls something out of his ass like:

"Oh, I know how the lines can get blurred sometimes. It's cool dude."

- (as if you had just apologized)

Being the "best girl friend" is almost like being the average looking sidekick to the sexy super hero. Sure, it's awesome to be seen with him...but who ever notices her? She's the girl who wants what she can't have and the boy...is all too oblivious.
You're my best girl friend, dude. Our relationship is awesome. Why would you want to screw that up?
by kickdrumcam014 September 9, 2010
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physically challenged friend

1: An important-sounding friend whose name you drop to make yourself sound important by association. These sorts of friends, however, completely lack a physical form.

2: An imaginary friend for grown-ups.
Joe doesn't really hang with the biker crowd--Leatherclad Mitch is just his physically challenged friend.
by Rayinte February 4, 2004
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