dick dumb

female version of "pussy whipped"

Damn, Melissa Nurse he got you dick dumb, you really have to leave now.

by BoxOhell December 1, 2009

sex dick

when you wake up the morning after having sex and realize your dick still smells like coochie.

jake: "yo chris come over and we can make some pan cocks."
chris: "dude i will once i get rid of my sex dick, i went ham all night and passed out mah dude."
jake:' know how it is hommie take a shower."

by the truth14 January 16, 2011

wiggle dick

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.

by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010

Tuna Dick

The raunchy smell post exit after having intercourse with a weather beaten whore's expired vagina.

Vinny: "Hey how was fucking that stripper last night"
Josh: "It was fun but I woke up this morning with tuna dick"

by joshuaknowsbest March 7, 2011

Dick-slinger

a member of the male species that has sex alot.

That guy John banged four girls last week,he's a real hum dinger sex fiend dick -slinger

by john jones May 23, 2004

suck dick

Give head

Joyce a lil how all she do is suck dick

by AC August 19, 2003

Dick Vitale

when a guy and a girl and having drunk sex and the guy takes his dick and puts it in the girl's ass even though she's unwilling. the guy proceeds to yell, "THAT'S AWESOME BABY!".

guy 1: hey bro i saw you leave jim's party with ashley last night. where'd you guys go?

guys 2: yea man, her parents were asleep so we went to her house for awhile

guy 1: nice, what'd you guys do?

guys 2: we watched a movie in the basement and drank some of her parent's alcohol then i dick vitaled her

guy 1: your sick mother f---er

guy 2: i know

by B B B B-Unit February 6, 2008