chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face
Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!
by AGBurton August 07, 2008
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Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.
Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.
by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020
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chocolate digestive

The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3
“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”
by Onesexymf September 26, 2021
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grabbing a chocolate bar

semi-offensive term :

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma July 12, 2014
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chocolate stoned

When you’re super stoney bologna and you feel like you face just fell off and you realize damn I’m chocolate stoned
by I’mhighritenow January 31, 2018
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Exploding chocolate popsicle

The exploding chocolate popsicle is when the male host inserts his penis into the female host ass who has severe diarrhea. He then continues to rail her until she shits so hard it causes an explosion in her ass hole building up pressure from diarrhea causing the male host to fly back and hit a wall. His penis then looks like a chocolate popsicle from having the explosion of diarrhea on his penis. The female host then yells, “boom, exploding chocolate popsicle”.
Did you hear how bad Jenny gave Forest the exploding chocolate popsicle? He said it was a very shitty experience.
by Eston555855 December 17, 2020
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