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by rock eayer July 9, 2021
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when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸
me: “ur actually gonna piss me off
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF

me: “ok bro”
by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024
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ritualistic piss

The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.
John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?

Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
by viperidae February 7, 2024
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Piss Limbo

The act of having a friend piss in a line in a pubs toilet and trying to get under without any splashback
"I was playing Piss Limbo last night and one of the guys decided to piss on my forehead"
by IDFKALWAU May 31, 2020
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yorkshire piss squeak

a little rat faced horrible dirt bag that tends to sit in there home on there own drinking themselves into a state were there brain tells them there brave , when in reality there's more courage in the cowardly lion in the wizard oz ,
hey who's that tool mouthing it off on Facebook? don't worry it's that little yorkshire piss squeak Paul , he's probably pissed up again, don't expect him in work
by Phil Blade June 27, 2023
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Piss Moment

A moment or event worthy of ironically or intentionally pissing oneself to. These moments can be faked by those that wish to cover up the fact that they accidentally pissed themselves.
"Damn, that concert was a real piss moment!"
by JoeyJoeyJoeJoeJoannaJoeyJoe March 31, 2020
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Screaming piss

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
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