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Beans

Beans is a word and transcends all languages. It means everything and nothing at the same time. The only real person who knows the true meaning of beans is Juan Diaz
Dominic: hey Jordan you wanna go see a movie later?
Jordan: beans.
by spEd boi February 21, 2020
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Bean

Slang term for "barrel" or a "muzzle flash"
"just copped me a bean so my toolie don't spark a lot"
by lipigreap June 3, 2021
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cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."
person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.
by confusedindigo March 5, 2020
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Beans

Beans is a term used in self-harm when you hit the third layer of your skin (Fat). This results into severe pain and possible uncontrollable bleeding. If you accidentally hit this layer seek medical attention if you can't stop the bleeding after some time.
"I hit beans and can't stop the bleeding"
"Go to the ER/ Urgent care you could have hit a vain"
by V1ZE December 19, 2024
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Bean Boi

Bean Boi(Pronounced "B-ee-n B-o-y") is a smart Neek(Nerd combined with a Geek) who no one likes and will be bullied for the whole of his life.
"Ha Ha lol, ay bean boi"
by Neek_123 March 24, 2022
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Bean Burrito

When you are having sex with Mexican girl and while you are fucking her you put your finger in her asshole and start fingering her and still keep fucking her.
While I was fucking the Mexican girl I Bean Burrito her
by Slicknate233 January 5, 2018
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Beans

Wassup “beans”
by Urbangenius69 March 22, 2022
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